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Reusable Slaughter Bottle (32oz)

Reusable Slaughter Bottle (32oz)

$39.00

Introducing our most exciting advancement in thirst slaughtering yet: The Slaughter Bottle. Originally it was just a Liquid Death can with a dream of dismembering thirsts repeatedly until the earth gets sucked into the sun. It trained. It bulked up. It underwent dangerous experimental procedures at the hands of our least ethical scientists. Now, this towering, hulking drinking vessel is armed with a lid allowing for eternal reusability and brutally murdering thirsts from now until the end of time. It’s the last water bottle you’ll ever need.

Or slim down with the 24oz Reusable Slaughter Bottle.

 

Reusable Slaughter Bottle (32oz)
Reusable Slaughter Bottle (32oz)
$39.00
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This is by far the best water. I’m a water snob and have tried them all.

- Christina

Life changing sparkling water! Once I hit that lottery, I would only drink this if I could.

- Shanise

By a long shot the best water I have ever had. I used this to stop drinking beer.

- Jones
Death to plastic — pile of discarded plastic bottles

PLASTIC RECYCLING IS A MYTH.
MOST PLASTIC IS SENT TO LANDFILLS.
ALUMINUM IS INFINITELY RECYCLABLE.

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