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Homislides

Homislides

$28.00

CHIEF: “Any witnesses, Johnson?”

JOHNSON: “Just one guy who only saw the assailant’s feet. He said they looked awesome.”

CHIEF: “It’s an open and shut case, Johnson…” (takes hit of crack) “Homislides.”

Music blasts.

Heads explode.

END

 

Homislides
Homislides
$28.00
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This is by far the best water. I’m a water snob and have tried them all.

- Christina

Life changing sparkling water! Once I hit that lottery, I would only drink this if I could.

- Shanise

By a long shot the best water I have ever had. I used this to stop drinking beer.

- Jones
Death to plastic — pile of discarded plastic bottles

PLASTIC RECYCLING IS A MYTH.
MOST PLASTIC IS SENT TO LANDFILLS.
ALUMINUM IS INFINITELY RECYCLABLE.

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