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Deathy Bahama Lifeguard Hat

Deathy Bahama Lifeguard Hat

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You, yes you there reading this website: You have been chosen. This hat has been worn since time immemorial by those selfless enough to throw themselves between humanity and the merciless psycho killer that is water. Claim your Lifeguard Hat, take up the mantle, and defend your species against the deadliest stuff on earth.

This hat also makes a pretty cool nacho tray.

 

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Deathy Bahama Lifeguard Hat
Deathy Bahama Lifeguard Hat
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Liquid Death campaign film still

This is by far the best water. I’m a water snob and have tried them all.

- Christina

Life changing sparkling water! Once I hit that lottery, I would only drink this if I could.

- Shanise

By a long shot the best water I have ever had. I used this to stop drinking beer.

- Jones
Death to plastic — pile of discarded plastic bottles

PLASTIC RECYCLING IS A MYTH.
MOST PLASTIC IS SENT TO LANDFILLS.
ALUMINUM IS INFINITELY RECYCLABLE.

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